Who’s paying for all this?

I developed blogstipation every time I tried to blog about gender and paying the way on dates. Today I told Martin I was afraid of sounding old (I kept wanting to start a sentence with “Well, back in my day . . .” Use a phrase like that and you’re only a blog away from “These crazy kids today . . .”). So when I told Martin I was trying to write about who pays on a date, he said it was simple — the person with the most money pays. Now why didn’t I think of that?